A list of offensive things

So this week I learnt that the order of offensiveness looks something like this – from least to most offensive:

  1. “Your mom” jokes
  2. Dead baby jokes
  3. Jokes about WWII
  4. Really bad jokes about feminism
  5. Spoiling an episode of either Sons of Anarchy or Game of Thrones

I’m not entirely sure I understand the order of this, and luckily I don’t want to. But this is what I learnt. I’m a terrible human being, apparently.